Names

    'Hello, I'm Jonathan Strange. What's your name?'

    'Fuck you!'

    'That's a weird name.' Jonathan slammed the man's bleeding face into the wall. 'Hello, I'm Jonathan Strange. What's your name?'

    The man spit out a couple of teeth. Blood dribbled from his mouth. 'Fuck you,' he said. His battered and bruised face did not make pronunciation any easier, so it came out fahk ooo. 

    'That's a weird name. Fahk Ooo, meet Wall. Wall, Fahk Ooo.' 

    Crunch.