'Professional demon worshippers. For those who want the benefits of demon-worshipping but can't be bothered to go through the bothersome work of worshipping.'
'Home-proofing against zombies, witches and werewolves. Complete with silver window frames, garlic in the door handle and AB guns.'
'Anti-Broom. For the witches.'
'Golem-Enablers. For those golems who just aren't quite up to snuff.'
'No. Can't we just get jobs as plumbers or something?'
Ashford fixed his brother with a piercing stare. 'Don't be ridiculous.'