'Well, you know, seeing as I'm not really alive per se, it's not that crazy.'
'You're not alive?' The pilgrim asked.
'Not like you squishy humans, no.'
'Squishy humans? What are you, Ripley?'
'I'm a robot, buddy. Yup. One of the best robots in the world, in fact. Sassy, sexy and containing the collected knowledge of the entire Internet!'