"I don't understand why you insist on using that ridiculous animal," Ulrich remarked. "A horse is faster, stronger and infinitely better suited for combat."
"What you forget," Blitzmann said. "Is that horses are boring and camels are awesome. Genetically modified camels are doubly so."
Blitzmann patted his trusty camel on its glorious mane of smooth, golden fur and sighed contentedly.
"Truly, Richard, you are my greatest creation."
Richard bleated happily and walked face first into the side of a building. After a moment's loaded silence, he bleated again, less happily.
Ulrich raised an eyebrow.
"Shut up," Blitzmann said. "Camels are awesome."
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