The Death of Jax

Jax lay on his back in the middle of the forest. He was dying.
    This was nothing new, of course. Jax was dying all the time, and he usually got over it. This time he was dying a little more seriously, though. Multiple bullet wounds in the chest kind of dying. He wasn't handling it well.
     'I don't want to d-die like this,' he sputtered through blood-flecked lips. 'I mean, what kind of man brings a gun to a sword-fight? That's cheating!'
    Jonathan Phrase's voice came a from a little ways away, outside of Jax's field of view.
    'Outrageous,' he said. 'Now stop talking. Hoo! And try to bleed less.'
    'I'm dying! I can talk all I want! And shouldn't you be cradling me in your arms, and telling me that I'll be alright?'
    'Would you like me to cradle you? Hoo!'
    'Not... really. What the hell are you doing over there, dude? What's with the hooting noises?'
    'You'll see in a minute. And don't call me dude.'
    'I'll call you whatever I want, brah. I'm dying!'
    'So you mentioned. Hoo!'
    Jax began to speak, but a sudden buzzing filled his ears, and dark, smoke-like spots grew in his vision. 'Heuuurgh,' he said as his brain shut down. The last thing Jax heard, as oblivion closed in, was the flapping of wings.

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    The first thing Jax heard, as oblivion scampered off, was the snapping of fingers. He made a hooting sort of groan and slowly opened his eyes. Jonathan Phrase was leaning over him, a concerned expression on his weathered face. He snapped his fingers in front of Jax's eyes.

    'Did it work?' Jonathan asked. 'Are you in there, kid?'

    Jax tried to nod. His head made a bobbing motion. He frowned. 'What,' he began, but cut himself short when it came out 'Whoot'. He frowned again. 'What,' he said in a strange voice, 'Is going on?' 

    Jonathan straightened up - he seemed very tall - and cleared his throat. 'You're an owl,' he said. 

    There was a long pause.

    'I'm a what?'

    'An owl.'

    There was a longer pause. 

    'I'm an owl!?' Jax screeched and scrambled to his feet. At least, he would have done so if he wasn't an owl. As it was, he ended up rolling around on the ground in a tangle of feathers, flapping his wings madly and doing owl somersaults while screeching and hooting in outraged panic. 'WHY AM I AN OOOOWL!?'

    A feather settled on Jonathan's shoulder, and he casually brushed it off. 'I had to transfer your essence to another living vessel, and an owl was the only thing available. Side effects may include nausea, headaches and a strong desire to eat mice.'

    Jax just rolled, flapped and tumbled further into the forest, leaving a trail of feathers and hooted curses in his wake.

Phrase and Jax

    "Welp," said Jonathan Phrase, clapping his hands together. "As much as I'd love to stay and chat, I really must get going."
    Jax watched the man get to his feet and place his hands on the door. "I doubt the Metals will just let you walk out the front door, buddy," he said.
    "Jonathan Phrase," he said, still facing the door.
    "Huh?"
    "My name is Jonathan Phrase." His voice was calm as ever, but Jax could hear the steel in it. "Get it right."
    "Sorry," he muttered. He opened his mouth to ask the man a question. Then the door exploded.

Why So Glum?

    "Why so glum, friend?" Jonathan Phrase said.

    "Not much to be happy about, is there?" Jax muttered, glaring at the man sitting across from him.

    "Oh, I don't know about that," he said, smiling infuriatingly. "You're still alive. You're young and strong. You have an incredibly charming and handsome conversational partner."

    Jax looked at the man with a raised eyebrow. His skin was dirty and rough, a week-old stubble covering his jaw and cheeks. Grey, tangled hair fell to his shoulders. Quite frankly, he looked like a pile of rags, and 'charming' was not the first word that came to mind.

Legendary Frauds

    "You'll need more than brawn, though."
    "For what?" Jax muttered, wincing at his aching head..
    "To survive, for starters."
    Jax frowned in annoyance. He'd been surviving just fine for twenty years.
    "I'll have you know," he said, raising himself onto his elbow. "That I was trained Raoul Lefevre." That'd teach h-
    "That old fraud?" He laughed. "No wonder they caught you."
    Infuriated, Jax tried to stand.
    "He's a legend!" He shouted. "He's trained the best warriors in the world! He's outsmarted the Metals at every turn! He's a penguin who lives on the moon and I think I have a concussion."

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Music of the now: The Streets - Going Through Hell

Headache

    "You alright, son?"
    Jax rolled onto his back, groaning. Where was he? He tried to open his eyes and immediately regretted it. It was very bright. Ow. Right, forget that. What had happened? Had they finally caught him? Signs point to yes.
    "Shit." He croaked.
    "I'll take that as a yes. You must've put up quite the fight, judging from the blood and bruises and whatnot."
    Jax turned his head towards the voice and opened his eyes a fraction of an inch. He could just make out a blurry shape some six feet away.
    "My name is Jonathan Phrase." It said.

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Music of the now: Memento Mori, by The Streets